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Unconventional Greeting Cards

Unconventional Greeting Cards

Want to politely tell your friend to peck off? Or maybe you just want to say “c’est ne pas une dick pic”. If that’s the case, then these unconventional greeting cards will suit the job perfectly.
  • diedododa Cards

    You Are Here Heart

    Greeting Card
    £2.80

    Bored to tears with soppy Valentines cards? Same....here is an anatomically correct version of where your loved one resides.

  • Ice Ice Beaky

    Ice Ice Beaky - Tough Time

    Greeting Card
    £2.80

    Life is never just all ice cream and poolside margaritas. When the going gets tough make sure you lend an ear, a helping hand, and let them know yo...

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  • Ice Ice Beaky

    Ice Ice Beaky - Cool Head

    Greeting Card
    £2.80

    The most exciting things and achievements happen outside of our comfort zone! To distract them form the nerves or stage fright, a cheery reminder t...

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  • Ice Ice Beaky

    Ice Ice Beaky - Cold Feet

    Greeting Card
    £2.80

    Easy for Mr. Mallard To say! Ducks just so happen to have a counter-current heat exchange system of blood in their bodies that actually keeps their...

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  • diedododa Cards

    If You Turn Into A Zombie

    Greeting Card
    £2.80

    So I don't really do lovely-dovey Valentines and seeing as you've landed here neither do you;)...throw in some guns and Zombies and you've got the ...

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  • Victoriana Greeting Cards

    Detox is Such a Dirty Word

    Greeting Card
    £2.80

    A6 (10.5X14.8cm 4.1X5.8in) greeting card, blank inside and supplied with a colourful envelope. .....and there is no scientifical proof that it work...

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  • Motley Blooms Greeting Cards

    Peck Off

    Greeting Card
    £2.80

    A “just because” card. For that friend who prefers being roasted to roses.

  • Happy Pills Greeting Cards

    Squirrel Happy Pill

    Greeting Card
    £2.80

    If i could grind you up into powder, I’d put you into small pills and squirrel you away for safekeeping and later consumption because you’re my hap...

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  • Happy Pills Greeting Cards

    I'd Overdose On You

    Greeting Card
    £2.80

    Ah the continuation of the squirrel happy pill saga. He you are all gourd up and in neat pill form....OD by happy pill? Don’t mind if I do...

  • Telegram Greeting Cards

    I Forgot Goldfish

    Greeting Card
    £2.80

    Must’ve slipped your mind again? Fear not, we have a creature feature for you goldfish memory forgetfulness.

  • Food, Fur & Feathers Greeting Cards

    Applesauce

    Greeting Card
    £2.80

    Surreal celebration card or a small furry creature getting excited about its favourite treat? Both! A6 (10.5X14.8cm 4.1X5.8in) greeting card, blank...

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  • Furry Friends Greeting Cards

    Concatulations

    Greeting Card
    £2.80

    A6 (10.5X14.8cm 4.1X5.8in) greeting card, blank inside and supplied with a colourful envelope. All the kittys offer their congratulations!

  • Happy Pills Greeting Cards

    Life Is Hard, So Are You

    Greeting Card
    £2.80

    The message is clear...if life fucks you; fuck it right back!

  • Happy Pills Greeting Cards

    Get Shit Done

    Greeting Card
    £2.80

    Limitless productivity? Yes please. Call out that overachiever...

  • Happy Pills Greeting Cards

    Calm Your Tits

    Greeting Card
    £2.80

    Everybody told you your raging caffeine rampages were uncalled for. Here’s the card to go with that...

  • Victoriana Greeting Cards

    Condolences Kitty

    Greeting Card
    £2.80

    Condolences Kitty is ever so sorry that you are passed your sell by date and are now officially "elegant". Printed Kraft Card featuring an origina...

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  • Greeting card featuring an illustration of a zombie family having a christmas dinner of brains
    Christmas Cards

    Christmas With The Walkers

    Greeting Card
    £2.80

    Zombies celebrate Christmas too. I expect it's the same as your Christmas party.