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Unconventional Greeting Cards

Unconventional Greeting Cards

Want to politely tell your friend to peck off? Or maybe you just want to say “c’est ne pas une dick pic”. If that’s the case, then these unconventional greeting cards will suit the job perfectly.
  • You Are Here Heart Greeting Card diedododa Cards Card
    You Are Here Heart Greeting Card diedododa Cards Card
    diedododa Cards

    You Are Here Heart Greeting Card

    £2.80

    Bored to tears with soppy Valentines cards? Same....here is an anatomically correct version of where your loved one resides.

  • Life Can Be A Prick Greeting Card Motley Blooms Greeting Cards Card
    Life Can Be A Prick Greeting Card Motley Blooms Greeting Cards Card
    Motley Blooms Greeting Cards

    Life Can Be A Prick Greeting Card

    £2.80

    While it’s really important to celebrate the good times, it can be even more significant to let someone know you’re there with a positive attitude ...

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  • Derring-Do Greeting Card Victoriana Greeting Cards Card
    Derring-Do Greeting Card Victoriana Greeting Cards Card
    Victoriana Greeting Cards

    Derring-Do Greeting Card

    £2.80

    A6 (10.5X14.8cm 4.1X5.8in) greeting card, blank inside and supplied with a colourful envelope. What does it all mean? well here's a little explanat...

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  • Peck Off Greeting Card Motley Blooms Greeting Cards Card
    Peck Off Greeting Card Motley Blooms Greeting Cards Card
    Motley Blooms Greeting Cards

    Peck Off Greeting Card

    £2.80

    A “just because” card. For that friend who prefers being roasted to roses.

  • Squirrel Happy Pill Greeting Card Happy Pills Greeting Cards Card
    Squirrel Happy Pill Greeting Card Happy Pills Greeting Cards Card
    Happy Pills Greeting Cards

    Squirrel Happy Pill Greeting Card

    £2.80

    If i could grind you up into powder, I’d put you into small pills and squirrel you away for safekeeping and later consumption because you’re my hap...

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  • I'd Overdose On You Greeting Card Happy Pills Greeting Cards Card
    I'd Overdose On You Greeting Card Happy Pills Greeting Cards Card
    Happy Pills Greeting Cards

    I'd Overdose On You Greeting Card

    £2.80

    Ah the continuation of the squirrel happy pill saga. He you are all gourd up and in neat pill form....OD by happy pill? Don’t mind if I do...

  • I Forgot Goldfish Greeting Card Telegram Greeting Cards Card
    I Forgot Goldfish Greeting Card Telegram Greeting Cards Card
    Telegram Greeting Cards

    I Forgot Goldfish Greeting Card

    £2.80

    Must’ve slipped your mind again? Fear not, we have a creature feature for you goldfish memory forgetfulness.

  • Applesauce Greeting Card Food, Fur & Feathers Greeting Cards Card
    Applesauce Greeting Card Food, Fur & Feathers Greeting Cards Card
    Food, Fur & Feathers Greeting Cards

    Applesauce Greeting Card

    £2.80

    Surreal celebration card or a small furry creature getting excited about its favourite treat? Both! A6 (10.5X14.8cm 4.1X5.8in) greeting card, blank...

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  • Concatulations Greeting Card Furry Friends Greeting Cards Card
    Concatulations Greeting Card Furry Friends Greeting Cards Card
    Furry Friends Greeting Cards

    Concatulations Greeting Card

    £2.80

    A6 (10.5X14.8cm 4.1X5.8in) greeting card, blank inside and supplied with a colourful envelope. All the kittys offer their congratulations!

  • Get Shit Done Greeting Card Happy Pills Greeting Cards Card
    Get Shit Done Greeting Card Happy Pills Greeting Cards Card
    Happy Pills Greeting Cards

    Get Shit Done Greeting Card

    £2.80

    Limitless productivity? Yes please. Call out that overachiever...

  • Calm Your Tits Greeting Card Happy Pills Greeting Cards Card
    Calm Your Tits Greeting Card Happy Pills Greeting Cards Card
    Happy Pills Greeting Cards

    Calm Your Tits Greeting Card

    £2.80

    Everybody told you your raging caffeine rampages were uncalled for. Here’s the card to go with that...

  • Condolences Kitty Greeting Card Victoriana Greeting Cards Card
    Condolences Kitty Greeting Card Victoriana Greeting Cards Card
    Victoriana Greeting Cards

    Condolences Kitty Greeting Card

    £2.80

    Condolences Kitty is ever so sorry that you are passed your sell by date and are now officially "elegant". Printed Kraft Card featuring an origina...

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