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Unconventional Greeting Cards

Unconventional Greeting Cards

Want to politely tell your friend to peck off? Or maybe you just want to say “c’est ne pas une dick pic”. If that’s the case, then these unconventional greeting cards will suit the job perfectly.
  • diedododa Cards

    You Are Here Heart Greeting Card

    £2.80

    Bored to tears with soppy Valentines cards? Same....here is an anatomically correct version of where your loved one resides.

  • Motley Blooms Greeting Cards

    Peck Off Greeting Card

    £2.80

    A “just because” card. For that friend who prefers being roasted to roses.

  • Happy Pills Greeting Cards

    I'd Overdose On You Greeting Card

    £2.80

    Ah the continuation of the squirrel happy pill saga. He you are all gourd up and in neat pill form....OD by happy pill? Don’t mind if I do...

  • Telegram Greeting Cards

    I Forgot Goldfish Greeting Card

    £2.80

    Must’ve slipped your mind again? Fear not, we have a creature feature for you goldfish memory forgetfulness.

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    Food, Fur & Feathers Greeting Cards

    Applesauce Greeting Card

    £2.80

    Surreal celebration card or a small furry creature getting excited about its favourite treat? Both! A6 (10.5X14.8cm 4.1X5.8in) greeting card, blank...

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  • Furry Friends Greeting Cards

    Concatulations Greeting Card

    £2.80

    A6 (10.5X14.8cm 4.1X5.8in) greeting card, blank inside and supplied with a colourful envelope. All the kittys offer their congratulations!

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    Calm Your Tits Greeting Card

    £2.80

    Everybody told you your raging caffeine rampages were uncalled for. Here’s the card to go with that...