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Unconventional Greeting Cards

Unconventional Greeting Cards

Want to politely tell your friend to peck off? Or maybe you just want to say “c’est ne pas une dick pic”. If that’s the case, then these unconventional greeting cards will suit the job perfectly.
  • You Are Here Heart Greeting Card diedododa Cards Card
    diedododa Cards

    You Are Here Heart
    Greeting Card

    £2.80

    Bored to tears with soppy Valentines cards? Same....here is an anatomically correct version of where your loved one resides.

    £2.80
  • Ice Ice Beaky - Tough Time Greeting Card Ice Ice Beaky Card
    Ice Ice Beaky

    Tough Time
    Greeting Card

    £2.80

    Life is never just all ice cream and poolside margaritas. When the going gets tough make sure you lend an ear, a helping hand, and let them know yo...

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    £2.80
  • Ice Ice Beaky - Cool Head Greeting Card Ice Ice Beaky Card
    Ice Ice Beaky

    Cool Head
    Greeting Card

    £2.80

    The most exciting things and achievements happen outside of our comfort zone! To distract them form the nerves or stage fright, a cheery reminder t...

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    £2.80
  • Life Can Be A Prick Greeting Card Motley Blooms Greeting Cards Card
    Motley Blooms

    Life Can Be A Prick
    Greeting Card

    £2.80

    While it’s really important to celebrate the good times, it can be even more significant to let someone know you’re there with a positive attitude ...

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    £2.80
  • Ice Ice Beaky - Cold Feet Greeting Card Ice Ice Beaky Card
    Ice Ice Beaky

    Cold Feet
    Greeting Card

    £2.80

    Easy for Mr. Mallard To say! Ducks just so happen to have a counter-current heat exchange system of blood in their bodies that actually keeps their...

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    £2.80
  • Derring-Do Greeting Card Victoriana Greeting Cards Card
    Victoriana

    Derring-Do
    Greeting Card

    £2.80

    A6 (10.5X14.8cm 4.1X5.8in) greeting card, blank inside and supplied with a colourful envelope. What does it all mean? well here's a little explanat...

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    £2.80
  • Peck Off Greeting Card Motley Blooms Greeting Cards Card
    Motley Blooms

    Peck Off
    Greeting Card

    £2.80

    A “just because” card. For that friend who prefers being roasted to roses.

    £2.80
  • I'd Overdose On You Greeting Card Happy Pills Greeting Cards Card
    Happy Pills

    I'd Overdose On You
    Greeting Card

    £2.80

    Ah the continuation of the squirrel happy pill saga. He you are all gourd up and in neat pill form....OD by happy pill? Don’t mind if I do...

    £2.80
  • I Forgot Goldfish Greeting Card Telegram Greeting Cards Card
    Telegram

    I Forgot Goldfish
    Greeting Card

    £2.80

    Must’ve slipped your mind again? Fear not, we have a creature feature for you goldfish memory forgetfulness.

    £2.80
  • Applesauce Greeting Card Food, Fur & Feathers Greeting Cards Card
    Food, Fur & Feathers

    Applesauce
    Greeting Card

    £2.80

    Surreal celebration card or a small furry creature getting excited about its favourite treat? Both! A6 (10.5X14.8cm 4.1X5.8in) greeting card, blank...

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    £2.80
  • Concatulations Greeting Card Furry Friends Greeting Cards Card
    Furry Friends

    Concatulations
    Greeting Card

    £2.80

    A6 (10.5X14.8cm 4.1X5.8in) greeting card, blank inside and supplied with a colourful envelope. All the kittys offer their congratulations!

    £2.80
  • Get Shit Done Greeting Card Happy Pills Greeting Cards Card
    Happy Pills

    Get Shit Done
    Greeting Card

    £2.80

    Limitless productivity? Yes please. Call out that overachiever...

    £2.80
  • Calm Your Tits Greeting Card Happy Pills Greeting Cards Card
    Happy Pills

    Calm Your Tits
    Greeting Card

    £2.80

    Everybody told you your raging caffeine rampages were uncalled for. Here’s the card to go with that...

    £2.80
  • Condolences Kitty Greeting Card Victoriana Greeting Cards Card
    Victoriana

    Condolences Kitty
    Greeting Card

    £2.80

    Condolences Kitty is ever so sorry that you are passed your sell by date and are now officially "elegant". Printed Kraft Card featuring an origina...

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    £2.80