Right, listen up. We're the Sketchy Strays, and yes, we know what you're thinking — we look like we were drawn in a hurry by someone with somewhere better to be. We prefer "artfully dishevelled." Between us we've ridden rodeo, sailed the salty seas, cleaned out the Casino Felino, and eaten an entire roly-poly pudding without a shred of remorse. One of us is currently flipping you off from a cushion (we've spoken to him about it; he doesn't care). We've spent long enough roaming the streets and frankly, we've decided your wall looks like a decent place to retire. Warm, dry, good view of the fridge. So go on — pick your favourite, stick us in a frame, and we promise to judge your houseguests silently for years to come.