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Bored to tears with soppy Valentines cards? Same....here is an anatomically correct version of where your loved one resides.

Condolences Kitty is ever so sorry that you are passed your sell by date and are now officially "elegant". Printed Kraft Card featuring an origina...

So I don't really do lovely-dovey Valentines and seeing as you've landed here neither do you;)...throw in some guns and Zombies and you've got the ...

A6 (10.5X14.8cm 4.1X5.8in) greeting card, blank inside and supplied with a colourful envelope. Tell someone what you think of them....or as congrat...

A6 (10.5X14.8cm 4.1X5.8in) greeting card, blank inside and supplied with a colourful envelope. The awkward pet compliment valentines card.....or fo...

A6 (10.5X14.8cm 4.1X5.8in) greeting card, blank inside and supplied with a colourful envelope. Birthday card for bird lovers? Sorted..

A monochrome card set featuring beauties from under the deep blue sea! there's a blowfish (hey, that's Mr. Fugu to you!), an octopus, a flying fish...

A6 (10.5X14.8cm 4.1X5.8in) greeting card, blank inside and supplied with a colourful envelope. Call 'em like you see 'em!

A6 (10.5X14.8cm 4.1X5.8in) greeting card, blank inside and supplied with a colourful envelope. "Tell that lute player to turn it the fuck up"...is ...

"Thinking of You" Sad victorian lady misses and is thinking of you...or food.... or she loves you more than junk food which is usually all she thin...

A card for a cat lady that also works for Mother's Day? Say no more.... A6 (10.5X14.8cm 4.1X5.8in) greeting card, blank inside and supplied with a ...

A6 (10.5X14.8cm 4.1X5.8in) greeting card, blank inside and supplied with a colourful envelope. A card for a cat lady that also works for Mother's D...

Kitties. This one is a bit scraggly but generally means well. Mostly he approves of your shenanigans if you solemnly swear to be up to no good. A6 ...

A hare-brained scientist, perpetual questioner and worrier. Everything needs fact checking!

Simply can't sit and mind his own business...loves getting involved in all the woodland goss.

Kitties. This one is a bit scraggly but generally means well....and he would like to help you find out what happened to that cake but he really cou...

A6 (10.5X14.8cm 4.1X5.8in) greeting card, blank inside and supplied with a colourful envelope. .....and there is no scientifical proof that it work...

A6 (10.5X14.8cm 4.1X5.8in) greeting card, blank inside and supplied with a colourful envelope. "Tell that lute player to turn it the fuck up"...is ...

Give flowers of the kind that don’t need cutting or watering.

Celebrations are afoot! An invitation card which suggests only the finest shenanigans!

If they’re not into cats what’s the point anyway...find out by their reaction to this fine feline card.

As we all know lemurs like to party and go boom boom boom...celebrating all occasions and events without discrimination.

Kitties. This one is a bit scraggly but generally means well. only sometimes he doesn't and then he's a right, uhm, pain in the arse? A6 (10.5X14.8...

...since Zoom meetings have become a thing, who’s to say what’s in that innocent looking tea cup on your desk. No need to pretend in this occasion...