Three greeting cards on a geometric background: one with a banana and French text, one with a sketched hand holding a heart, and one with illustrated ice cream cones.

Random and Rude Greeting Cards

Make them blush with our naughty random and rude greeting cards. Because, let’s face it, greeting cards are all about proving which one of your friends is the most outrageous - and you want that to be you.
Life Is Hard, So Are You Greeting Card Happy Pills Greeting Cards Card
Life Is Hard, So Are You Greeting Card Happy Pills Greeting Cards Card

The message is clear...if life fucks you; fuck it right back!

Life Can Be A Prick Greeting Card Motley Blooms Greeting Cards Card
Life Can Be A Prick Greeting Card Motley Blooms Greeting Cards Card

While it’s really important to celebrate the good times, it can be even more significant...

Dat Ass Greeting Card Food, Fur & Feathers Greeting Cards Card
Dat Ass Greeting Card Food, Fur & Feathers Greeting Cards Card

An unashamed celebration of that perky behind. Got it. Flaunt it.

Calm Your Tits Greeting Card Happy Pills Greeting Cards Card
Calm Your Tits Greeting Card Happy Pills Greeting Cards Card

Everybody told you your raging caffeine rampages were uncalled for. Here’s the card to go...

Get Shit Done Greeting Card Happy Pills Greeting Cards Card
Get Shit Done Greeting Card Happy Pills Greeting Cards Card

Limitless productivity? Yes please. Call out that overachiever...

Peck Off Greeting Card Motley Blooms Greeting Cards Card
Peck Off Greeting Card Motley Blooms Greeting Cards Card

A “just because” card. For that friend who prefers being roasted to roses.

Favourite Flavour Greeting Card Telegram Greeting Cards Card
Favourite Flavour Greeting Card Telegram Greeting Cards Card

I scream, you scream, we all scream for... ice cream dropped on the floor?! Oh...

Bonnie Edinburgh Castle Greeting Card Scotland Greeting Cards Card
Bonnie Edinburgh Castle Greeting Card Scotland Greeting Cards Card

Blue AF. Turquoise tales with Edinburgh castle views. Bonnie AF a two part series of...

Ya Dancer Greeting Card Telegram Greeting Cards Card
Ya Dancer Greeting Card Telegram Greeting Cards Card

Flamingos are clearly the obvious choice to bring across this Scottish saying in a card.

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