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Random and Rude Greeting Cards

Random and Rude Greeting Cards

Make them blush with our naughty random and rude greeting cards. Because, let’s face it, greeting cards are all about proving which one of your friends is the most outrageous - and you want that to be you.
  • Food, Fur & Feathers Greeting Cards

    Dat Ass Greeting Card

    £2.80

    An unashamed celebration of that perky behind. Got it. Flaunt it.

  • Happy Pills Greeting Cards

    Calm Your Tits Greeting Card

    £2.80

    Everybody told you your raging caffeine rampages were uncalled for. Here’s the card to go with that...

  • Motley Blooms Greeting Cards

    Peck Off Greeting Card

    £2.80

    A “just because” card. For that friend who prefers being roasted to roses.

  • Telegram Greeting Cards

    Favourite Flavour Greeting Card

    £2.80

    I scream, you scream, we all scream for... ice cream dropped on the floor?! Oh wait not that’s a .....

  • Telegram Greeting Cards

    Ya Dancer Greeting Card

    £2.80

    Flamingos are clearly the obvious choice to bring across this Scottish saying in a card.

  • Food, Fur & Feathers Greeting Cards

    Lemur Boom Greeting Card

    £2.80

    As we all know lemurs like to party and go boom boom boom...celebrating all occasions and events without discrimination.

  • This lion doesn't like christmas. The message is Don't even bloody start.
    Christmas Cards

    Don't Even Bloody Start

    £2.80

    Know someone who’s just not keen on the whole Christmas thing? Course you do....here’s the card for them!

  • Happy Pills Greeting Cards

    I'd Overdose On You Greeting Card

    £2.80

    Ah the continuation of the squirrel happy pill saga. He you are all gourd up and in neat pill form....OD by happy pill? Don’t mind if I do...

  • Spiritual Healing Greeting Cards

    Manhattan Greeting Card

    £2.80

    A most seductive concoction to titillate and stimulate a little depravity...Spiritual Healing - because we all have mixed drinks about feelings. Ca...

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  • Spiritual Healing Greeting Cards

    Gin Tonic Greeting Card

    £2.80

    That best bitch who is the worst influence but you just can’t say no....just go with it! Spiritual Healing - because we all have mixed drinks about...

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  • Spiritual Healing Greeting Cards

    Piña Colada Greeting Card

    £2.80

    An iconic drink deserves iconic lyrics. The card for that special someone and partner in crime that you can binge anything with! Spiritual Healing ...

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