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Random and Rude Greeting Cards

Random and Rude Greeting Cards

Make them blush with our naughty random and rude greeting cards. Because, let’s face it, greeting cards are all about proving which one of your friends is the most outrageous - and you want that to be you.
  • Happy Pills Greeting Cards

    Life Is Hard, So Are You

    Greeting Card
    £2.80

    The message is clear...if life fucks you; fuck it right back!

  • Food, Fur & Feathers Greeting Cards

    Dat Ass

    Greeting Card
    £2.80

    An unashamed celebration of that perky behind. Got it. Flaunt it.

  • Happy Pills Greeting Cards

    Calm Your Tits

    Greeting Card
    £2.80

    Everybody told you your raging caffeine rampages were uncalled for. Here’s the card to go with that...

  • Happy Pills Greeting Cards

    Get Shit Done

    Greeting Card
    £2.80

    Limitless productivity? Yes please. Call out that overachiever...

  • Motley Blooms Greeting Cards

    Peck Off

    Greeting Card
    £2.80

    A “just because” card. For that friend who prefers being roasted to roses.

  • Telegram Greeting Cards

    Favourite Flavour

    Greeting Card
    £2.80

    I scream, you scream, we all scream for... ice cream dropped on the floor?! Oh wait not that’s a .....

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    Bonnie Edinburgh Castle

    Greeting Card
    £2.80

    A6 (10.5X14.8cm 4.1X5.8in) greeting card, blank inside and supplied with a colourful envelope.

  • Telegram Greeting Cards

    Ya Dancer

    Greeting Card
    £2.80

    Flamingos are clearly the obvious choice to bring across this Scottish saying in a card.

  • diedododa Cards

    Bonnie Calton Hill

    Greeting Card
    £2.80

    A6 (10.5X14.8cm 4.1X5.8in) greeting card, blank inside and supplied with a colourful envelope.

  • Food, Fur & Feathers Greeting Cards

    Lemur Boom

    Greeting Card
    £2.80

    As we all know lemurs like to party and go boom boom boom...celebrating all occasions and events without discrimination.

  • This lion doesn't like christmas. The message is Don't even bloody start.
    Christmas Cards

    Don't Even Bloody Start

    £2.80

    A6 (10.5X14.8cm 4.1X5.8in) greeting card, blank inside and supplied with a colourful envelope.

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    Giving A Fuck

    Greeting Card
    £2.80

    Show someone that you really care....beyond the fake niceties and vapid compliments. A6 (10.5X14.8cm 4.1X5.8in) greeting card, blank inside and sup...

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  • Happy Pills Greeting Cards

    I'd Overdose On You

    Greeting Card
    £2.80

    Ah the continuation of the squirrel happy pill saga. He you are all gourd up and in neat pill form....OD by happy pill? Don’t mind if I do...

  • Spiritual Healing Greeting Cards

    Manhattan

    Greeting Card
    £2.80

    A most seductive concoction to titillate and stimulate a little depravity...Spiritual Healing - because we all have mixed drinks about feelings. Ca...

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  • Spiritual Healing Greeting Cards

    Gin Tonic

    Greeting Card
    £2.80

    That best bitch who is the worst influence but you just can’t say no....just go with it! Spiritual Healing - because we all have mixed drinks about...

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  • Spiritual Healing Greeting Cards

    Piña Colada

    Greeting Card
    £2.80

    An iconic drink deserves iconic lyrics. The card for that special someone and partner in crime that you can binge anything with! Spiritual Healing ...

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