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Profane Greeting Cards

Profane Greeting Cards

Let’s be honest, the cards you buy in the supermarket just aren’t profane enough to get so much as a giggle out of your outrageously dark-humoured friends. That’s why we created this collection of rib shatteringly hilarious profane greeting cards.
  • Shit Hot Greeting Card Victoriana Greeting Cards Card
    Shit Hot Greeting Card Victoriana Greeting Cards Card
    Victoriana Greeting Cards

    Shit Hot Greeting Card

    £2.80

    A6 (10.5X14.8cm 4.1X5.8in) greeting card, blank inside and supplied with a colourful envelope. Tell someone what you think of them....or as congrat...

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  • Peck Off Greeting Card Motley Blooms Greeting Cards Card
    Peck Off Greeting Card Motley Blooms Greeting Cards Card
    Motley Blooms Greeting Cards

    Peck Off Greeting Card

    £2.80

    A “just because” card. For that friend who prefers being roasted to roses.

  • Giving A Fuck Greeting Card diedododa Cards Card
    diedododa Cards

    Giving A Fuck Greeting Card

    £2.80

    Show someone that you really care....beyond the fake niceties and vapid compliments. A6 (10.5X14.8cm 4.1X5.8in) greeting card, blank inside and sup...

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  • Ceci N’est Pas Un Dick Pic diedododa Cards Card
    Ceci N’est Pas Un Dick Pic diedododa Cards Card
    diedododa Cards

    Ceci N’est Pas Un Dick Pic

    £2.80

    A modern take on Magritte in handy greeting card form.   A6 (10.5X14.8cm 4.1X5.8in) greeting card, blank inside and supplied with a colourful envel...

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  • Bonnie Calton Hill Greeting Card Scotland Greeting Cards Card
    Bonnie Calton Hill Greeting Card Scotland Greeting Cards Card
    Scotland Greeting Cards

    Bonnie Calton Hill Greeting Card

    £2.80

    Pretty in Pink AF. A view from iconic Carlton Hill. Bonnie AF a two part series of iconic Edinburgh landmarks with added graphic WTF. For the more ...

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  • Calm Your Tits Greeting Card Happy Pills Greeting Cards Card
    Calm Your Tits Greeting Card Happy Pills Greeting Cards Card
    Happy Pills Greeting Cards

    Calm Your Tits Greeting Card

    £2.80

    Everybody told you your raging caffeine rampages were uncalled for. Here’s the card to go with that...

  • Get Shit Done Greeting Card Happy Pills Greeting Cards Card
    Get Shit Done Greeting Card Happy Pills Greeting Cards Card
    Happy Pills Greeting Cards

    Get Shit Done Greeting Card

    £2.80

    Limitless productivity? Yes please. Call out that overachiever...