Two cards on a multicolored background; one reads "BONNIE AS FUCK*" over a city photo, the other says "GIVING A FUCK" with an illustration of a woman in a suitcase.

Profane Greeting Cards

Let’s be honest, the cards you buy in the supermarket just aren’t profane enough to get so much as a giggle out of your outrageously dark-humoured friends. That’s why we created this collection of rib shatteringly hilarious profane greeting cards.
Shit Hot Greeting Card Victoriana Greeting Cards Card
Shit Hot Greeting Card Victoriana Greeting Cards Card

A6 (10.5X14.8cm 4.1X5.8in) greeting card, blank inside and supplied with a colourful envelope. Tell someone...

Blue Toile Bitches Be Partying Greeting Card Victoriana Greeting Cards Card
Blue Toile Bitches Be Partying Greeting Card Victoriana Greeting Cards Card

A6 (10.5X14.8cm 4.1X5.8in) greeting card, blank inside and supplied with a colourful envelope. "Tell that...

Pink Toile Bitches Be Partying Greeting Card Victoriana Greeting Cards Card
Pink Toile Bitches Be Partying Greeting Card Victoriana Greeting Cards Card

A6 (10.5X14.8cm 4.1X5.8in) greeting card, blank inside and supplied with a colourful envelope. "Tell that...

Scraggly Kitty Sometimes A Right... Greeting Card Scraggly Kitty Greeting Cards Card
Scraggly Kitty Sometimes A Right... Greeting Card Scraggly Kitty Greeting Cards Card

Kitties. This one is a bit scraggly but generally means well. only sometimes he doesn't...

Peck Off Greeting Card Motley Blooms Greeting Cards Card
Peck Off Greeting Card Motley Blooms Greeting Cards Card

A “just because” card. For that friend who prefers being roasted to roses.

Ceci N’est Pas Un Dick Pic diedododa Cards Card
Ceci N’est Pas Un Dick Pic diedododa Cards Card

A modern take on Magritte in handy greeting card form.   A6 (10.5X14.8cm 4.1X5.8in) greeting card,...

Giving A Fuck Greeting Card diedododa Cards Card

Show someone that you really care....beyond the fake niceties and vapid compliments. A6 (10.5X14.8cm 4.1X5.8in)...

Bonnie Calton Hill Greeting Card Scotland Greeting Cards Card
Bonnie Calton Hill Greeting Card Scotland Greeting Cards Card

Pretty in Pink AF. A view from iconic Carlton Hill. Bonnie AF a two part...

Bonnie Edinburgh Castle Greeting Card Scotland Greeting Cards Card
Bonnie Edinburgh Castle Greeting Card Scotland Greeting Cards Card

Blue AF. Turquoise tales with Edinburgh castle views. Bonnie AF a two part series of...

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