Two cards on a multicolored background; one reads "BONNIE AS FUCK*" over a city photo, the other says "GIVING A FUCK" with an illustration of a woman in a suitcase.

Profane Greeting Cards

Let’s be honest, the cards you buy in the supermarket just aren’t profane enough to get so much as a giggle out of your outrageously dark-humoured friends. That’s why we created this collection of rib shatteringly hilarious profane greeting cards.
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  • Shit Hot Greeting Card

    Shit Hot Greeting Card

  • Blue Toile Bitches Be Partying Greeting Card

    Blue Toile Bitches Be Partying Greeting Card

  • Pink Toile Bitches Be Partying Greeting Card

    Pink Toile Bitches Be Partying Greeting Card

  • Scraggly Kitty Sometimes A Right... Greeting Card

    Scraggly Kitty Sometimes A Right... Greeting Card

  • Peck Off Greeting Card

    Peck Off Greeting Card

  • Ceci N’est Pas Un Dick Pic

    Ceci N’est Pas Un Dick Pic

  • Giving A Fuck Greeting Card

    Giving A Fuck Greeting Card

  • Bonnie Calton Hill Greeting Card

    Bonnie Calton Hill Greeting Card

  • Bonnie Edinburgh Castle Greeting Card

    Bonnie Edinburgh Castle Greeting Card

  • Calm Your Tits Greeting Card

    Calm Your Tits Greeting Card

  • Get Shit Done Greeting Card

    Get Shit Done Greeting Card