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Offensive Delightful Greeting Cards

Offensive Delightful Greeting Cards

For those who want to lovingly tell their partner to peck off! Explore our range of offensive, yet delightful greetings cards.
  • Victoriana Greeting Cards

    Condolences Kitty

    Greeting Card
    £2.80

    Condolences Kitty is ever so sorry that you are passed your sell by date and are now officially "elegant". Printed Kraft Card featuring an origina...

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    If You Turn Into A Zombie

    Greeting Card
    £2.80

    So I don't really do lovely-dovey Valentines and seeing as you've landed here neither do you;)...throw in some guns and Zombies and you've got the ...

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  • Victoriana Greeting Cards

    Shit Hot

    Greeting Card
    £2.80

    A6 (10.5X14.8cm 4.1X5.8in) greeting card, blank inside and supplied with a colourful envelope. Tell someone what you think of them....or as congrat...

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    Blue Toile Bitches Be Partying

    Greeting Card
    £2.80

    A6 (10.5X14.8cm 4.1X5.8in) greeting card, blank inside and supplied with a colourful envelope. "Tell that lute player to turn it the fuck up"...is ...

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  • Furry Friends Greeting Cards

    Crazy Cat Mum

    Greeting Card
    £2.80

    A6 (10.5X14.8cm 4.1X5.8in) greeting card, blank inside and supplied with a colourful envelope. A card for a cat lady that also works for Mother's D...

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  • Victoriana Greeting Cards

    Pink Toile Bitches Be Partying

    Greeting Card
    £2.80

    A6 (10.5X14.8cm 4.1X5.8in) greeting card, blank inside and supplied with a colourful envelope. "Tell that lute player to turn it the fuck up"...is ...

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  • Scraggly Kitty Greeting Cards

    Scraggly Kitty Sometimes Intoxicat

    Greeting Card
    £2.80

    Kitties. This one is a bit scraggly but generally means well....just don't give him too many pints or he can get a little bit obnoxious. A6 (10.5X1...

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  • Food, Fur & Feathers Greeting Cards

    Dat Ass

    Greeting Card
    £2.80

    An unashamed celebration of that perky behind. Got it. Flaunt it.

  • Telegram Greeting Cards

    Ya Dancer

    Greeting Card
    £2.80

    Flamingos are clearly the obvious choice to bring across this Scottish saying in a card.

  • diedododa Cards

    Giving A Fuck

    Greeting Card
    £2.80

    Show someone that you really care....beyond the fake niceties and vapid compliments. A6 (10.5X14.8cm 4.1X5.8in) greeting card, blank inside and sup...

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  • Spiritual Healing Greeting Cards

    Old Fashioned

    Greeting Card
    £2.80

    Strong. Sultry. Sexy. A classic. A cocktail with integrity. Just as the recipient of this card. Spiritual Healing - because we all have mixed drink...

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  • Spiritual Healing Greeting Cards

    Mai Tai

    Greeting Card
    £2.80

    Sunshine in a card and cocktail.....let the sun times roll! Spiritual Healing - because we all have mixed drinks about feelings. Cards for the spec...

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  • Spiritual Healing Greeting Cards

    Piña Colada

    Greeting Card
    £2.80

    An iconic drink deserves iconic lyrics. The card for that special someone and partner in crime that you can binge anything with! Spiritual Healing ...

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  • Spiritual Healing Greeting Cards

    Margarita

    Greeting Card
    £2.80

    Tag your liquid lunch crew the analog way with this pastel pink card of boozy goodness. Spiritual Healing - because we all have mixed drinks about ...

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  • Motley Blooms Greeting Cards

    Peck Off

    Greeting Card
    £2.80

    A “just because” card. For that friend who prefers being roasted to roses.

  • Forest Fam Greeting Cards

    Fox About

    Greeting Card
    £2.80

    A Valentines or friendship card for animal and pun lovers all in one! Forest Fam takes our enchanting monochrome Woodland art print series on a col...

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  • Spiritual Healing Greeting Cards

    Bloody Mary

    Greeting Card
    £2.80

    Getting doggy with it. Whichever hangover cure floats your boat!Spiritual Healing - because we all have mixed drinks about feelings. Cards for the ...

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  • Spiritual Healing Greeting Cards

    Manhattan

    Greeting Card
    £2.80

    A most seductive concoction to titillate and stimulate a little depravity...Spiritual Healing - because we all have mixed drinks about feelings. Ca...

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  • Victoriana Greeting Cards

    Detox is Such a Dirty Word

    Greeting Card
    £2.80

    A6 (10.5X14.8cm 4.1X5.8in) greeting card, blank inside and supplied with a colourful envelope. .....and there is no scientifical proof that it work...

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  • Spiritual Healing Greeting Cards

    Gin Tonic

    Greeting Card
    £2.80

    That best bitch who is the worst influence but you just can’t say no....just go with it! Spiritual Healing - because we all have mixed drinks about...

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    Christmas Cards

    Christmas Crackheads

    Greeting Card
    £2.80

    A6 (10.5X14.8cm 4.1X5.8in) greeting card, blank inside and supplied with a colourful envelope.

  • Telegram Greeting Cards

    Favourite Flavour

    Greeting Card
    £2.80

    I scream, you scream, we all scream for... ice cream dropped on the floor?! Oh wait not that’s a .....