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Offensive Delightful Greeting Cards

Offensive Delightful Greeting Cards

For those who want to lovingly tell their partner to peck off! Explore our range of offensive, yet delightful greetings cards.
  • Condolences Kitty Greeting Card Victoriana Greeting Cards Card
    Condolences Kitty Greeting Card Victoriana Greeting Cards Card
    Victoriana Greeting Cards

    Condolences Kitty Greeting Card

    £2.80

    Condolences Kitty is ever so sorry that you are passed your sell by date and are now officially "elegant". Printed Kraft Card featuring an origina...

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  • Shit Hot Greeting Card Victoriana Greeting Cards Card
    Shit Hot Greeting Card Victoriana Greeting Cards Card
    Victoriana Greeting Cards

    Shit Hot Greeting Card

    £2.80

    A6 (10.5X14.8cm 4.1X5.8in) greeting card, blank inside and supplied with a colourful envelope. Tell someone what you think of them....or as congrat...

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  • Crazy Cat Mum Greeting Card Furry Friends Greeting Cards Card
    Crazy Cat Mum Greeting Card Furry Friends Greeting Cards Card
    Furry Friends Greeting Cards

    Crazy Cat Mum Greeting Card

    £2.80

    A6 (10.5X14.8cm 4.1X5.8in) greeting card, blank inside and supplied with a colourful envelope. A card for a cat lady that also works for Mother's D...

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  • Dat Ass Greeting Card Food, Fur & Feathers Greeting Cards Card
    Dat Ass Greeting Card Food, Fur & Feathers Greeting Cards Card
    Food, Fur & Feathers Greeting Cards

    Dat Ass Greeting Card

    £2.80

    An unashamed celebration of that perky behind. Got it. Flaunt it.

  • Ya Dancer Greeting Card Telegram Greeting Cards Card
    Ya Dancer Greeting Card Telegram Greeting Cards Card
    Telegram Greeting Cards

    Ya Dancer Greeting Card

    £2.80

    Flamingos are clearly the obvious choice to bring across this Scottish saying in a card.

  • Giving A Fuck Greeting Card diedododa Cards Card
    diedododa Cards

    Giving A Fuck Greeting Card

    £2.80

    Show someone that you really care....beyond the fake niceties and vapid compliments. A6 (10.5X14.8cm 4.1X5.8in) greeting card, blank inside and sup...

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  • Old Fashioned Greeting Card Spiritual Healing Greeting Cards Card
    Old Fashioned Greeting Card Spiritual Healing Greeting Cards Card
    Spiritual Healing Greeting Cards

    Old Fashioned Greeting Card

    £2.80

    Strong. Sultry. Sexy. A classic. A cocktail with integrity. Just as the recipient of this card. Spiritual Healing - because we all have mixed drink...

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  • Mai Tai Greeting Card Spiritual Healing Greeting Cards Card
    Mai Tai Greeting Card Spiritual Healing Greeting Cards Card
    Spiritual Healing Greeting Cards

    Mai Tai Greeting Card

    £2.80

    Sunshine in a card and cocktail.....let the sun times roll! Spiritual Healing - because we all have mixed drinks about feelings. Cards for the spec...

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  • Piña Colada Greeting Card Spiritual Healing Greeting Cards Card
    Piña Colada Greeting Card Spiritual Healing Greeting Cards Card
    Spiritual Healing Greeting Cards

    Piña Colada Greeting Card

    £2.80

    An iconic drink deserves iconic lyrics. The card for that special someone and partner in crime that you can binge anything with! Spiritual Healing ...

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  • Margarita Greeting Card Spiritual Healing Greeting Cards Card
    Margarita Greeting Card Spiritual Healing Greeting Cards Card
    Spiritual Healing Greeting Cards

    Margarita Greeting Card

    £2.80

    Tag your liquid lunch crew the analog way with this pastel pink card of boozy goodness. Spiritual Healing - because we all have mixed drinks about ...

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  • Peck Off Greeting Card Motley Blooms Greeting Cards Card
    Peck Off Greeting Card Motley Blooms Greeting Cards Card
    Motley Blooms Greeting Cards

    Peck Off Greeting Card

    £2.80

    A “just because” card. For that friend who prefers being roasted to roses.

  • Fox About Greeting Card Forest Fam Greeting Cards Card
    Fox About Greeting Card Forest Fam Greeting Cards Card
    Forest Fam Greeting Cards

    Fox About Greeting Card

    £2.80

    A Valentines or friendship card for animal and pun lovers all in one! Forest Fam takes our enchanting monochrome Woodland art print series on a col...

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  • Bloody Mary Greeting Card Spiritual Healing Greeting Cards Card
    Bloody Mary Greeting Card Spiritual Healing Greeting Cards Card
    Spiritual Healing Greeting Cards

    Bloody Mary Greeting Card

    £2.80

    Getting doggy with it. Whichever hangover cure floats your boat!Spiritual Healing - because we all have mixed drinks about feelings. Cards for the ...

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  • Manhattan Greeting Card Spiritual Healing Greeting Cards Card
    Manhattan Greeting Card Spiritual Healing Greeting Cards Card
    Spiritual Healing Greeting Cards

    Manhattan Greeting Card

    £2.80

    A most seductive concoction to titillate and stimulate a little depravity...Spiritual Healing - because we all have mixed drinks about feelings. Ca...

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  • Gin Tonic Greeting Card Spiritual Healing Greeting Cards Card
    Gin Tonic Greeting Card Spiritual Healing Greeting Cards Card
    Spiritual Healing Greeting Cards

    Gin Tonic Greeting Card

    £2.80

    That best bitch who is the worst influence but you just can’t say no....just go with it! Spiritual Healing - because we all have mixed drinks about...

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  • Christmas Crackheads Greeting Card Christmas Cards Card
    Christmas Crackheads Greeting Card Christmas Cards Card
    Christmas Cards

    Christmas Crackheads Greeting Card

    £2.80

    ‘Tis the season to be jolly.....some lads always have to take it a little bit too far though...